Six ways in. Pick your flavour.
From a free 30-minute bite to a full 12-week reset. Start where you are. Come back for seconds when you're ready.
Spicy Bites
Free
Free live 30-minute sessions. Real tools, no pitch. Come for just the tip, stay for the holy sh** I finally found my people moment.
Oracle Card Readings
$44 three-card pull · $77 30-minute reading · $111 60-minute reading
Sometimes you already know. You just need to hear it out loud. Recorded, transcribed, and sent back to you.
Bite-Size Sessions
$777 for three focused sessions
Three focused 1:1 sessions on the one thing you need to work through. Breakup, burnout, your kid, starting over.
The Deep Reset
$3,333 · 12 weeks, 1:1
The full 12-week transformation. Coaching, integration, and (if you want) energy work and card pulls. For when you're done figuring it out alone.
Kids, Teens & Parents
Set after a free consultation. Every family's needs are different.
For spicy kids, teens who feel invisible, and parents at their limit. 25+ years working with neurodivergent kids. May be FSCD / respite billable.
In-Person Neurospicy Meetups
Free · Calgary (Edmonton coming)
Real rooms. Real people. Zero small-talk torture. Free monthly meetups in Calgary. First date: late 2026.
